Even Lil' Frankie Jonas Is A Stinky Weirdo Brother

Normally criticizing kids should be off-limits, but in this case we feel compelled to speak out against the efforts by Frankie Jonas to become a star.

Why shouldn't Frankie become a star? First of all, THERE ARE TOO MANY JONAS BROTHERS WHO ARE STARS ALREADY. Secondly, it is obvious that Frankie is putting the moves on Noah Cyrus just as Nick is doing with Noah's older sister Miley. And just as there is a danger of Nick corrupting Miley with his Jonas Brother bad song stinkiness, so the same could happen to Noah if Frankie is not stopped.

We are therefore issuing a public appeal to Taylor Swift, who hates the Jonas Brothers, to please, please STOP FRANKIE FROM BECOMING A STAR!

Warning: A New Stinky Stink has been sighted

The midget in this photo is Frankie Jonas, a potentially horrifying addition to the Stinky Stinks. Not since Little Jimmy Osmond became a star on the Donny and Marie show have talentless families as shamelessly promoted themselves as the Stinky Stinks do.

Why Kevin Is A Stinky Stinky Poop Bad Song Weirdo Brother

Kevin is also a weirdo brother, because he is getting married even though he's still a teenager. We hate all the Stinky Stinky Poop Weirdo Bad Song Weirdo Brothers equally!

Why Nick Is A Stinky Stinky Poop Bad Song Weirdo

Nick singing sounds (and feels) like an elephant eating you and then snorting you out. He dated Miley after she helped him with his career. Then they broke up. Now they're back together again! Who knows what Nick wants from Miley now? She is much too good for him.

Why Joe Is A Stinky Stinky Poop Bad Song Weirdo

We hate Joe Weirdo because he broke up with Taylor Swift in a telephone call that lasted 27 seconds. Look how beautiful Taylor is. Joe should have felt lucky she would spend any time with him at all. How dare he break up with her? Now Taylor warns other girls about Joe: "Stay away from him!"